Comments by gangerh

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  • Heard this from a cousin today. She says it's the only technique she knows for running her home.

    March 23, 2010

  • As in '. . . caught at midwicket off the bowling of . . . ', presumably.

    See also duck off.

    March 22, 2010

  • Also, some might say, an oxymoron.

    March 22, 2010

  • Just found Food Vigilante which ran a contest for sweet tooth fairies. There are some gems in the submissions.

    March 21, 2010

  • Is pen not a word? Is tag not a word? Is ram not a word?

    March 18, 2010

  • Oh, how the brain works!

    I was delivering lines yesterday which included the phrase 'causing dismay to all mankind' and I kept fluffing it and coming out with 'causing mayhem to all mankind'. My brain yelled dismayhem at me. From then on as I was about to say 'causing dismayhem', I was triggered not to say 'hem' at the end. Hah!

    March 17, 2010

  • Negotiating curves then, 'by?

    March 13, 2010

  • 0 on the side

    March 13, 2010

  • false

    March 11, 2010

  • sweet?

    March 11, 2010

  • I prefer 'a slash .....' in a bananame ' ..... to the more pedestrian hyphen'.

    March 11, 2010

  • dontcry hurts so gangerh hurts a bit too - my condolences, 'cry

    March 10, 2010

  • Oh, bilby. So we do have banana-growing areas today.

    March 10, 2010

  • An 'asbo' for dogs, apparently proposed today by the UK Gumment.

    March 10, 2010

  • Hah, you got this too, eh 'zuzu?

    March 8, 2010

  • Hah 'zuzu, you got it in one!

    March 8, 2010

  • dentista?

    March 8, 2010

  • No question that you were besotted, p'underscore.

    March 8, 2010

  • wetted

    March 7, 2010

  • Haha, 'tee and 'by! Nothing that I contribute would add to the discussion.

    March 7, 2010

  • yes we have no banana-growing areas

    March 7, 2010

  • I feel I ought to explain my previous comment.

    It was made in response to a comment by danymarlon.

    He/she/it spammed a link about wealth and forex.

    Both his/her/its account, and the comment, has been nuked.

    Leaving my comment suspended sans raison d'être.

    March 7, 2010

  • And XXXX you, danymarlon.

    March 7, 2010

  • If you wedge cheese doesn't that give you some purchase?

    March 6, 2010

  • But you are leaning toward the obtuse there, 'by.

    March 6, 2010

  • Also akin to dickhead. And I'm an Angle rather than a Brit.

    March 6, 2010

  • Describes the state of my wordnik pronouncement facility these days. Is it just mine that's staggered to a halt?

    March 6, 2010

  • sparql?

    March 5, 2010

  • I’ve seen more of the greater spotted woodpecker than the lesser spotted but then, presumably, so has everyone.

    March 4, 2010

  • Thanks, pro'. You have enkindled a new stf satisfying pop of absurdity.

    March 2, 2010

  • elwedriddsche

    March 2, 2010

  • Ha - yes I did, 'gus. I've just had another look and I must admit I didn't see he full import of it at first viewing. Is that a true example of its meaning? I like it. Makes my comment look a bit naive. Or cleverer than I thought. Can't really work that out.

    *looks confused (thereby attracting others looking confused)*

    March 2, 2010

  • Wot, no examples? Bit of a conundrum for mimicry to exist without at least one. Or is that the point of a peckhamian one?

    March 2, 2010

  • humblest?

    (jean is arguably the humblest known dimmock not on the planet but she has asked me to politely request of all her questioners and surrogate answerers that, as part of the fun for some is random investigation of the words thrown at her, and of her retorts, they all commit to the social grace of linkifying to ease the look-up process - after all it may be just a game to youniks but it's her record that makes her the proudest dimmock on the planet.)

    March 2, 2010

  • 'tis uneccessarilly so

    February 28, 2010

  • *admits accomplishment*

    having learnt sat on a rock on a beach in Menorca

    February 27, 2010

  • Why, thank you 'scorey. I was that king.

    February 25, 2010

  • croakers

    February 25, 2010

  • Announced, bilby. Humphrey is King Hubert The Umpteenth's equerry.

    February 25, 2010

  • amaine?

    February 25, 2010

  • chumby?

    February 24, 2010

  • Haha! Nice one.

    February 24, 2010

  • opeing

    February 23, 2010

  • Your comment from before "don't forget short closure sweet tooth fairies such as run dry run. there is a separate list of them"

    I haven't forgotten 'jo. My apologies, just overlooked them at the time. I will shortly add a page to w.t-i-s-t-f.c linking to your list.

    Thought I might call them 'clenched teeth fairies'.

    Hah!

    February 22, 2010

  • lasted

    February 22, 2010

  • committeth?

    February 22, 2010

  • deductibility?

    February 21, 2010

  • Eewww!

    February 17, 2010

  • i always thought mollusque was a he.

    February 14, 2010

  • does most of miley have a tattoo?

    February 14, 2010

  • *jests*

    February 9, 2010

  • Intriguing observation, 'ome323. And is years interested? A huge welcome to you, meanwhile, to the wonder that is this wordsite.

    February 8, 2010

  • Am eagerly awaiting your illustrations, georgette.

    February 5, 2010

  • Please can I play the fool?

    February 5, 2010

  • What, PU?

    February 4, 2010

  • What?

    February 4, 2010

  • Hah! bilby! Lovely word. Lovely comment. Lovely ruzuzu aka . . .

    February 4, 2010

  • There should be a 99p coin

    February 4, 2010

  • Now someone's come up with a real challenge here - Alphabelt and Braces.

    February 3, 2010

  • Thanks, g_b. Seems OK now. I can hear all the ones I just tried. Except for minute silence.

    February 2, 2010

  • Most days are emordnilapic, but today is different. At least, it is here in the UK.

    February 1, 2010

  • Please see comment on minute silence about the Pronunciation feature not working.

    February 1, 2010

  • These are the only Pronunciations that are working for me at the moment.

    February 1, 2010

  • I know there's a ghost orchid, but am not so sure about a holy ghost.

    February 1, 2010

  • It's evening here too. Later.

    February 1, 2010

  • Thank you, Tony Rushforth.

    February 1, 2010

  • Deliberation

    January 31, 2010

  • It seems to me that spammers join wordnik and the first thing they do is add a comment to their profile.

    (Showing up on Zeitgeist as, for instance, 'on pongsomespammer's profile, pongsomespammer said').

    I suspect that genuine wordnik joiners do not do this until after some time and after some other activity , and probably after another wordnik has posted to their profile comments.

    If this is indeed true, is there some way of using this fact to immediately filter out these spammers?

    January 31, 2010

  • Teehee.

    January 31, 2010

  • The cat won't pay.

    January 30, 2010

  • rebroadcasts

    January 30, 2010

  • I played with your name

    January 30, 2010

  • I played with your name.

    January 30, 2010

  • Mike Parry: . . motor trade rip-offs . . . That's right, Andy.

    Andy Townsend: And there are plenty of people out there who've tried to have the wool pulled over their eyes.

    January 29, 2010

  • See window tax.

    January 29, 2010

  • This was a tax introduced once by the British Government. It led to windows being bricked up to avoid liability. You still see many older buildings with bricked-up parts that were obviously once windows. It is the origination of the phrase 'daylight robbery'. True!

    January 29, 2010

  • Unfortunate that, for once, I should know the answer.

    January 28, 2010

  • Your thanks are premature and misplaced, '707, for the answer to your question, which I am assuming is not rhetorironical, is no. ;-)

    January 28, 2010

  • My question was rhetorironical.

    January 28, 2010

  • I was nearly right. I was thinking iPud!

    January 28, 2010

  • What's a buffalogirl?

    January 28, 2010

  • co-producers?

    January 27, 2010

  • Pumblechook

    January 27, 2010

  • I'm just hearing on the radio about an employer who was refused placement of an ad for staff because it contained the words 'hard-working and reliable'.

    They were told that the ad could not be accepted for publication because it may be seen to discriminate against the unreliable.

    True.

    January 27, 2010

  • I'm with you, john!

    Collecting Nicolina the morning after a 70s dinner party

    January 27, 2010

  • ?_

    (Why doesn't this work here?)

    January 27, 2010

  • (You can't do that, your uselessness - jean hasn't answered to New questions yet!)

    January 27, 2010

  • ?_ is random cleverness, ruzuzu. And PossibleUncommentable.

    January 27, 2010

  • Well hello, frindley. We've been unfrindley for too long. Good to see your name on screen again.

    January 27, 2010

  • Cool.

    January 27, 2010

  • Nice!

    January 27, 2010

  • Not with a hyphen it isn't.

    January 27, 2010

  • What a fantastic idea, ruzuzu. Much hilarity to be had here.

    January 26, 2010

  • Haha! Hilarious, bilby! You slay me.

    January 26, 2010

  • Nicolina (age 11) found this word the other day and said to me: 'Daddy, If someone told you they suffered from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, if they didn't faint, you'd know they were lying'.

    January 26, 2010

  • Awesome, 'zuzu. I'm trying to work out how to download this as my voicemail message. It's priceless!

    January 26, 2010

  • I love this! 'tis my new exuber cool phrase. I'm using it hourly. Hah! Thank you, erinmcknaceous.

    January 26, 2010

  • This needs illustrating, please, 'nesheir.

    January 26, 2010

  • Brilliant!

    Sweet Tooth Fairy meets the Fractured Definition?

    January 26, 2010

  • The Borborygmus Song?

    January 23, 2010

  • Yogi Berra.

    January 23, 2010

  • Yogi Berra.

    January 23, 2010

  • This word at work.

    January 21, 2010

  • You shouldn't be listing like that, wordnik. . . . . . WORDNIK . . atte. e. en . SHUN!

    January 21, 2010

  • Are there actually names given to types of co-incidences?

    gleng might be one, PU.

    January 19, 2010

  • Dimmock!

    January 19, 2010

  • Jean?

    January 19, 2010

  • I played with your name.</>

    January 19, 2010

  • Twilight Zone, 'score.

    January 18, 2010

  • Hah, 'cry. Your comment has only just clicked with me! (Dawned on me?)

    Spooky. (:-{

    January 18, 2010

  • You have to pay for this. Try sodic fuckups lite, to be sure of what your getting into, before you subscribe and make an example of yourself.

    January 18, 2010

  • Hey, minute silence isn't recorded on my Pronunciation list, either!

    January 17, 2010

  • I played with your name.

    January 17, 2010

  • Hi, 'cry. Just wanted to drop by while you're profilic. I note that you 'nunced minute silence but it's not on your Pronunciations list over to the right. Is this Mike trying to look clever? If so, he really is taking his name in vain.

    BTW your porchnunciations become you.

    January 17, 2010

  • OK, 'cry, I'm flying in by jelicopter. I've brought the raspberry one 'cause it sounds worse. I've recce'd both of your porches, and I'll be coming in between the two potted impatient plants. Tell them to hold out a little longer. BTW, I think your bowl of river rocks! I'm coming to take the Mike.

    January 17, 2010

  • Clever though, 'zu. Maybe too clever for catnappers. Now then, perhaps that's the key . . . .

    January 17, 2010

  • This is no time for levity, ruzuzu.

    January 17, 2010

  • I'm hoping I caught her in time over on contrapedation.

    January 17, 2010

  • Quickly, d-c, get over to gangerhkinesis for an important message.

    January 17, 2010

  • We need to get word to dontcry. She can't trust Mike. She has to be careful what she says when her Mike's nearby. Anyone could be listening in. Any ideas anyone on how to get a message to dontcry?

    January 17, 2010

  • It seems to happen whenever she pronunciates. I think her Mike's been bugged. Or - *whisper* - her Mike's in cahoots with the those profilic catnappers.

    January 17, 2010

  • Well done, 'cry! Now I know you're alright! And your porchcred is intact.

    January 17, 2010

  • Now that we seem to have taken back control of 'Nuncistation WDNK and Mike's activities there, I'd like to say a few words.

    Thanks.

    Appreciated.

    Caring.

    Sharing.

    Ordeal.

    Camaraderie.

    Prevailed.

    Freedom.

    Zeitgeisters.

    Lifesavers.

    Defunse.

    Convalescence.

    Bananas.

    And I have observed a minute silence as a mark of respect to all of those Pronunciations that never made it through. Perhaps, my friends, you wish to do the same. Here.

    Ah, Profile Sweet Profile.

    January 17, 2010

  • The free version. Don't be put off by it.

    January 17, 2010

  • fbh'roger that. I'll drink to that. Over . . . at The Verbal Arms.

    January 16, 2010

  • That's the one with the 'skill and crossbananas'. Over.

    January 16, 2010

  • We will never flag!

    We will fly, fly, fly the fbharjolly roger.

    January 16, 2010

  • No time for remorse now, 'cry.

    We need to secure control of the stipulation and free up your Mike.

    The hospital spin doctor has done his rounds and discarded me as fitting in well and ready to go towards elsewhere.

    Thanks to all my awesome zeitgeisters, I'm now feeling offensive, and ready for some spurious kinesis.

    March with me as we gather momentous and advance on the speechless 'station WDNK.

    Find your voices and sing out loud 'The Battle Hymn Of The Banana Republic'.

    All together now ...

    Yes, we have no 'nuncianas ..

    We have no 'nuncianas today...

    Wow! I think we're in for a resounding success!

    January 16, 2010

  • I have a pronouncement of my own to make, but first we must re-establish our control over Pronuncistation WDNK. We must wrest it away from whomsoever or whatsoever is preventing our freedom of speech. A way must needs be found!

    January 15, 2010

  • I'm told that my captivators still hold the pronuncistation and just won't listen to our Mike. He reckons he heard one of their speakers pronounce that they are about to double up with a whirlygiggle of their own, in a very disarming manner, and try to spoil everyone's oozey pubmachine fun.

    January 15, 2010

  • I'm told that I can now receive visitors.

    January 15, 2010

  • . . everything's going round . I hope it's a spin doctor, . . 'derscore . .

    January 14, 2010

  • Did . . I, . did ... I .. I . thought I was a gonger . . .

    January 14, 2010

  • Where . . . am . . . I?

    January 14, 2010

  • Draft.

    I'm in the wrong time zone to expect much help right now. I asked them to wait 'til morning, secretly hoping the pronuncistation might be operational by then and I could record help. I'm drifting and I'm surrendering and I'm going to catnap now just like them and see what the mourning brings. So, fellow Wordies, 'tis with a heavy tart and heavy eyelids that I . . . . z z z, 'zu? See you when I wake or at my wake, whichever

    January 13, 2010

  • . . . and that c_bcraftcarrier with the fbharskullandcrossbones I shorely saw earlier - the hands look none too pleased - are they the irates of the caribbean?

    January 13, 2010

  • . . . and in the wordnik of time, probably.

    January 13, 2010

  • Yes, 'jo, a call to arms for my very arrival.

    January 13, 2010

  • They're suggesting I may want to draft any final message to the Worldie. They've given me penultimate and paper for it.

    January 13, 2010

  • I radioed for help over on the pronuncistation but I think they've commandeered it

    January 13, 2010

  • Hahahahahahah! You slay me, 'zuzu. I'm proud you managed to before the catnappers could.

    January 13, 2010

  • I think I'm hallusailornating, but isn't that a chained_bearcraft carrier coming over the horizontal? And isn't it flying the fbharjolly roger? Help! I'm sinking fast!

    January 13, 2010

  • maybe the infuntry could get here sooner

    January 13, 2010

  • . . . did you get the interrobangs, ruzuzu ‽ ‽

    January 13, 2010

  • Shh! Don't come alone - there are two many of them. Quickly - switch channels . .

    January 13, 2010

  • ruzuzu ‽ ‽

    January 13, 2010

  • If only I could get to my lists. Maybe that's what they're after. Perhaps the king of the johngle has hidden them for safety. I do have a contingency flan. So I won't go hungry. Quickly - launch the helicopterodactyls and the helicopter funships! Call chained_bear - she's got the keys to the Arsenal for Civil Defunse. The wonder that is Wordie must be saved!

    January 13, 2010

  • When the screaming stops you'll . . . .

    January 13, 2010

  • They're saying to me they sent it to my nextofkinesis.

    January 13, 2010

  • Yes, bilby. Thank you. Apparently, I have been known to make the occasional moving performance.

    January 13, 2010

  • You know when you do something like push a button or flick a switch and at exactly that moment something else goes off? An example is you turn on a light and the doorbell rings. Or, as just happened to me, I tapped the glidepad on my laptop to close a window, and the alarm clock on the other side of the room went off. Does anyoone know of a word for this specific type of co-incidence?

    January 12, 2010

  • I'd like to give you my word on that, but I can't quite get my tongue round it.

    January 12, 2010

  • From: crecemediagroup.com

    I respect your motives and reasoning. I actually enjoyed Wordnik's concept, thought I could slip a link or two there.

    What can I say, I think it deserves this. Lesson learned.

    Enjoy the week,

    Francisco

    Received 11/01/10

    January 12, 2010

  • on franciscopublicidad's profile, gangerh said

    “So, your focus is helping brands reach the hispamic market online, huh? Well, focus off!”

    To: info@crecemediagroup.com

    Hi

    You have just spammed on wordnik.com and have probably alienated 29,177 members. Marketing statistics show that each one will likely tell 12 others. You have therefore reduced your marketplace by over one third of a million people!

    Happily, though, because you spammed for free, it cost you absolutely nothing to lose all of this potential custom.

    Regards

    Angerh Management

    Sent 11/01/10

    January 12, 2010

  • Note for all Wordie front line attack troops:

    The email address target for the Wordie treatment is

    info@crecemediagroup.com

    Angerh Management

    January 12, 2010

  • So, your focus is helping brands reach the hispamic market online, huh? Well, focus off!

    January 12, 2010

  • I'll pass on that one, bilby!

    January 11, 2010

  • To: sales@cleanerflow.co.uk

    Hi

    You have just spammed on wordnik.com and have probably alienated 29,177 members. Marketing statistics show that each one will likely tell 12 others. You have therefore reduced your marketplace by over one third of a million people!

    Happily, though, because you spammed for free, it cost you absolutely nothing to lose all of this potential custom.

    Regards

    Angerh Management

    Sent 10/01/10

    January 11, 2010

  • DAVID SPAMS! I can't believe it's not gutter. Perhaps emails to sales@cleanerflow.co.uk would be an appropriate Wordie treatment. I will if you will, fellow wordchiks.

    January 11, 2010

  • GH finds JM's frequent dump of comments unattractive. He knows he'd find them all appealing in bite sizes, like one every now and then. That would allow the dimension necessary to fully savour and appreciate each pearl. But then JM isn't putting them here for GH.

    January 9, 2010

  • Hah!

    *grunt*

    January 9, 2010

  • Tout your clout.

    January 9, 2010

  • SPAMgator! Sling your hook, and make it snappy.

    January 8, 2010

  • Wordie . was . -----------------------------------

    ------------------------- . the . utmost . -------

    ------ . incomprehensive . dictionary . ----------

    ----------------------------------- . in . -------

    ------------ . the . unknown . multiverse . ------

    January 8, 2010

  • Perhaps wordnik could develop an eswoosh?

    January 5, 2010

  • Unit of measure? ;-)

    January 5, 2010

  • I thought I ought to comment on this. Comment on it, I thought I ought. Indeed, I thought, to comment on it, I ought.

    January 5, 2010

  • I am unable to deduce why, but the name wordnik irritates me.

    January 4, 2010

  • Chuck Norris has an iPhone app for threading a needle.

    January 1, 2010

  • December 28, 2009

  • Hah! Punderscore! Just got to see it! Pure genius.

    December 28, 2009

  • Don't you need 10 nuts for a game of flippin' nuts?

    December 23, 2009

  • I'm hy-per-phen-til-ating with all this.

    December 23, 2009

  • 'It must be jelly 'cos jam don't shake like that'. Cute playlist, Milo. And cute comment, 'by.

    December 22, 2009

  • Racist, surely, 'jub.

    December 21, 2009

  • Hah! The sweet tooth fairy meets the Wordie Banana Song! Hah!

    December 21, 2009

  • Would the settled agree?

    December 21, 2009

  • Have it your way. Merry Christmas. Little? Yes, I can allow your feelings here, 'ness. Not a carol though, is it?

    December 21, 2009

  • butterfly by night soil!

    December 20, 2009

  • Means nothing to me, either.

    December 16, 2009

  • Haha, GB. Welcome to the wonder that was Wordie!

    December 16, 2009

  • porn video?

    December 15, 2009

  • OIREACHTASTRIONICS!!!!!!!!

    December 15, 2009

  • HaHa! Brilliant, 'by. Glad you asked that, 'zuzu.

    December 15, 2009

  • Yes, I do now, 'lig. What did you do with the other 48,000?

    December 15, 2009

  • What a gem of a short! Pure diamond, like, stuff. All Wordieniks should take frogapplause's direction here. Permit me to egg you on.

    December 15, 2009

  • My reply to that question always, 'zuzu, is 'Exuberant'. I feel better just saying it, and it usually gets the questioner feeling better too. Try it sometime, even if it's not entirely true at the time. It's almost self-prophesising. Let me promote to you Exuberance Thinking

    December 14, 2009

  • About 55,500 search results for ervate but can I find a definition? Well, nothing I can readily understand. Anyone know?

    December 14, 2009

  • If a ship's commander could also ervate you would say yes to cancaptervate.

    December 14, 2009

  • If a cat could ervate would it land buttered side up?

    December 14, 2009

  • Wordnik is billions of words, 300 million example sentences, 4.5 million unique words, and over 177,000 comments, 93,000 tags, 74,000 pronunciations, 21,000 favorites, 22,000 lists created by 27,245 Wordniks, and 736 Spammers.

    December 14, 2009

  • Well spotted, Nicolina.

    Sweet William Fairy.

    December 13, 2009

  • Heard today on radio: 'The majority agree with him, but the minority is growing'.

    December 13, 2009

  • soMEone did, 'vi, just a little one.

    December 12, 2009

  • Hah! Superb, bilby!

    December 11, 2009

  • 'specially odd as it's odd. Not even even.

    December 7, 2009

  • SPAMMONSTER! 10/9 is a fraction of the cost. Hah!

    December 7, 2009

  • I have yet to decide what I want to be when I grow up.

    December 7, 2009

  • What if it teases and malarkles, marky?

    December 6, 2009

  • Yes, please. That would be nice. I've never had one before. Will I get another sugar rush?

    December 6, 2009

  • You probably needed to be there, u'ness. But it might, only might, make sense if you saw schadenfreudgeon and schadenfreude and humdudgeon, all around a year and a half ago.

    December 6, 2009

  • My nobblymen and wordieniks. Listen-sie this word. Resist the opportunists of Capitalisation. This time it's a race from point zero. Be upright and list.

    December 5, 2009

  • No! No! No! No! No! Not Again! Copycat! Plagiarist! SPAM ALERT! PERSONSTRIONICS! I HATE YOU! WIND-UP MERCHANT! WHY? WHY? WHY? So, wanna fight? Hah! Schadenfreudgeon!

    December 5, 2009

  • That, 'corse, 'd be a Royal Ascot *whinnie*, 'cry?

    December 5, 2009

  • That, 'corse, 'd be the horse chestnuts, 'cry?

    December 5, 2009

  • hoppenzeeimmendeemerkbenzz

    December 5, 2009

  • Absolutely. (I posted as a plaudit.)

    December 5, 2009

  • The pursuit of uselessness. :-/)

    December 5, 2009

  • A sort of randomishion of yours, then, 'nessie? Brilliant concept, randomishness. Absolutely impossible, ' corse.

    December 5, 2009

  • Nor force a horse, 'corse. Drink here, anyone? Mine's a Redrumdudgeon.

    December 5, 2009

  • SPAMGATOR!!

    December 4, 2009

  • Your wise words feature here today, bilby. I couldn't resist it. Hah!

    December 3, 2009

  • 'Well, we're all street actors aren't we, in our own little way?'

    The bilby.

    December 3, 2009

  • 'Well, we're all street actors aren't we, in our own little way?' !! Nice play, bilby. Was it punintended? I suspect not.

    December 3, 2009

  • It could mean that her performance died. But, 'by, are we all Coronation Street actors?

    December 3, 2009

  • What a brilliant word. *goes off to register an account somewhere, anywhere, to enter it as username*

    December 3, 2009

  • Can only be the word that causes the jocularity, for the dish itself is scrumptious, esp. with tatties'n'neaps. Och, and an 80/- ale, or a malt.

    December 3, 2009

  • "We settled on the name after rejecting other possibilities like 'The Clam Shell', 'The Beaver Dam', 'The Bonnie Bonnet', 'The Hoo Ha Hoodie', and 'The Sister Hood' because we had long referred to this area of our anatomy as our va j-j."

    December 2, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    December 2, 2009

  • Thesuarus, eh? There must be a better word for it somewhere.

    December 2, 2009

  • What The Bloody Hell ... ? ?

    December 2, 2009

  • Fellow Wordieniks . . . you are invited to a preview of the opening exhibition of the illustrated sweet tooth fairy. Our Guest of Honour is frogapplause. Drinks and nibbles afterwards at the Verbal Arms. Mine's a harvey wallbangerh.

    December 2, 2009

  • You'd have a low-cal grill mark, 'tee. Hee.

    December 2, 2009

  • Hey, sionnach. This is the enchanted home for all those sweet tooth fairy pretenders who can't quite follow the rules - false teeth fairies.

    December 2, 2009

  • Awesome pronouncement, 'agus! Is it the same in black? I had a script through the other day with some black ones on.

    December 1, 2009

  • sweet tooth fairy circles, maybe, 'ser51 aka 'rett?

    December 1, 2009

  • Who's got the list for English place names? Ouchthorpe might fit. It's a suburb of Wakefield, West Yorkshire. Having just typed it in and seen it in large letters on screen I realise what a brilliant name it is. Hmm! Ganger H Ouchthorpe?

    December 1, 2009

  • Ha! An oxymoronic stf!

    December 1, 2009

  • Hi, testuser51 aka grantbarrett. Hah! Loopy idea. Could turn into a great game! Bit like fbharjo's list sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding) but with closure. Why don't you start a list for them? Perhaps illustrate one of them and start them off on the illustrated sweet tooth fairy. Huge fun. Away with the sweet tooth fairies!

    December 1, 2009

  • See the illustration by frogapplause. Link works on comments page.

    December 1, 2009

  • Slogan seen on the side of a van today that also said 'Carpenters and Joiners'.

    December 1, 2009

  • I prefer the taste of griddle marks.

    November 30, 2009

  • I've renamed my enter key. I now call it autotruncate key.

    November 29, 2009

  • 'Pronouncements' may be a more apt title for how I believe Wordies-that-was may prefer it.

    November 28, 2009

  • Hah!

    November 28, 2009

  • He's À la skipvia, 'ible'core.

    November 28, 2009

  • That's genius, Jubjub. Not just a re-arrangement of letters, but both meaningful and pertinent. And six of them to boot! (There must be a word to describe such a thing).

    November 28, 2009

  • sweetoofairy, innit. Twitter ye not. Yet, else .

    November 28, 2009

  • I want a message. I only got a vanished page, o vanishedone.

    November 28, 2009

  • SERIOUS SPAM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

    WITHDRAW OR FACE THE WORDIE TREATMENT!

    November 27, 2009

  • Hah! You don't wait 11 months for 'Recently viewed'; recently is there already.

    November 26, 2009

  • #15 on 'Recently listed' at this moment (in November).

    Listed as recently as last January.

    What's all that about, then?

    *slides off to look up definition of recently*

    November 26, 2009

  • But yuckty is in the ear of the beyucker and/or beyuckee.

    November 26, 2009

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! You changed the name. My farfer would be honaaahred

    November 26, 2009

  • Hah! Ta, bilby. 'spose it 'elps to 'ave the roots of a right 'erbert, dunnit?

    Thought it might be fun to work my way through the list.

    November 26, 2009

  • OK.

    I would say a word is a word if the sense or nonsense of it is understood by a communicator and/or a communicatee and/or a sentient being that is incommunicado.

    November 26, 2009

  • Big hug!

    November 25, 2009

  • OK,then. My mistake.

    I would say a word is a word if it is mutually understood by a communicator and a communicatee.

    November 25, 2009

  • frogapplause

    writes and draws

    for this to rhyme

    you need a plum

    November 25, 2009

  • Hey! How does 'ordnik know that I'm leaving a 'note' rather than a 'comment' or 'citation'?

    November 25, 2009

  • I would say a word is a word if it is mutually understood by the communicator and the communicatee.

    November 25, 2009

  • As cooked in a fish keddle?

    November 25, 2009

  • Wunnerful list! My Old Man was a Cockney. His name was Albert. If I'd done this list I would have titled it Cockney Alphabert, 'corse.

    *buggers orf to shine aksint fer nunciatin*

    November 25, 2009

  • Ta,'by. We are so together! And it's led me to your wonderful list, which has escaped me 'til now.

    November 25, 2009

  • Surely every word was once ante-madeupical?

    November 25, 2009

  • That's good then.

    November 25, 2009

  • Whoops! I've just seen the date on the comment I added when I first listed this word. It was 16 months ago.

    Somethin' screwy goin' on 'round here.

    November 25, 2009

  • Hey! This has just shewn up as 'recently listed'. But it only shows as appearing in a list of mine that I put it in at the beginning of this year.

    Does this mean that 'recently' means around 9 months previously?

    Also, words I am listing now don't seem to appear on 'recently listed' at all.

    Interest level floundering.

    November 25, 2009

  • Maybe see epitomy. Hah!

    November 25, 2009

  • Alternative Ending:

    '... to doff their hats to ladies is not considered politically epicorrect'.

    And you can cut that out, too!

    November 24, 2009

  • Examples

    (listed here because I don't know how to add an example).

    'Should the above become a nuisance to you, you can have an epitomy, which will surgically remove it'.

    Likewise, an epitomy can be carried out to remove your on, your upon, your over, your around, your close to, your near, your besides, and/or your after.

    Reportedly, the first procedure was carried out, on himself, by the great Greek gourmet, Curean.

    His legacy lives on with many fine words that have benefitted from epicurtailment .

    Examples are tome, of course, centre, scopalian, stle, and c fail.

    The French Foreign Legion adapted some of Curean's techniques when they developed the kepitomy. The incidence of performing this procedure has diminished rapidly in recent years as, universally, the tendency, even of gentlemen, to doff their hats to ladies is considered sexist.

    I hope that makes it clear, refenestration.

    November 24, 2009

  • Yippee! We have 'Recently listed'. Interest level soars to 100%!

    November 23, 2009

  • Yippee! Is back! Thanks, king of the johngle. I feel as if everyone just walked back into the room. And I like the '/ever' add.

    November 23, 2009

  • TeeHee, bilby!

    November 23, 2009

  • Go to i just don't think you have the full package for Steve's X Factor performance. Link on Steve doesn't show on Zeitgeist.

    November 23, 2009

  • I've been working in a film today with Steve.

    November 23, 2009

  • Structure your stuff, 'ros.

    November 23, 2009

  • PalQQka has no nipples, reesetee? In that case what are those tassles hanging on?

    November 22, 2009

  • Oh dear!

    November 22, 2009

  • Oh dear, don't comment just before JM comes on if you're seeking maximum impact. Your comment will be off the front Zeitgeist page before you can say ....................'watch your language'

    ;-)

    November 22, 2009

  • A plea for most commented on.

    November 22, 2009

  • The 'most commented on' list was probably one of the main features that held this community together, imho. While comments dropped off the end of the feed it continually reminded us of where the main action was at any given moment. It was a place to congregate. It caused so much else to happen. Can we have it back, please?

    Please discuss. Hah!

    November 22, 2009

  • The Council have misdirected mthemselves in that demand does not require to be acrefully manages as suggested

    November 22, 2009

  • " Hello. Yes. He's here at the store with me, honey. And as soon as he's spent, he'll be on his way home. "

    November 21, 2009

  • 'twouldn't be too difficult to set up a '• Words and phrases that I would love to have on a Wordie T-shirt' T-shirt store. If someone wants to, let me know. I'll send the know-how. Prolagus? It's your list.

    November 21, 2009

  • Don't know, 'by. I'm off to the jazz club tonight. Anyway I haven't recently viewed any tv. My fibre optic cable is faulty and the upstream signal isn't good enough for connecting to the internet. A lead time of around 4 weeks led to me solving the problem by hijacking the tv feed. Given the choice between tv or web, I choose web. Besides for most tv output, I'd rather watch the backs of my eyelids. (Apparently, there are some unknown celebs congregating in a jungle over your way).

    November 20, 2009

  • It's random, innit? Innit?

    November 20, 2009

  • I wonder how far down the dropped off end of the Recently viewed list it went in that time. Could be miles. Curiosity level 100%.

    November 20, 2009

  • Holy wordspeed! 'Etruscan' dropped right off the end from top position in around 4 minutes. Seems to be a pointless listing to me or am I missing something wordnikwonderful?

    November 20, 2009

  • Blimey! They've gone. 5 minutes, and ... have they dropped off the end already? Interest level plummets to 0.4%.

    November 20, 2009

  • 'Thee prolific chum, Cilia. Colossal language metaphor!'

    At this moment the seven most Recently viewed words, in order.

    Interest level climbs to 4%.

    November 20, 2009

  • Also, I notice that having recently viewed recently viewed Recently viewed isn't showing that I recently viewed recently viewed.

    November 20, 2009

  • Hah! I notice you don't have to list a new word to be able to comment on it.

    Anyway, I find the 'recently viewed' list around 0% of interest compared with our old habits of 'recently listed' followed by a count. Is it coming to Zeitgeist, john?

    November 20, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    November 20, 2009

  • You're right, 'cry. I've been misled a few times.

    November 20, 2009

  • Yes! -nikkers is pants!

    (Does that trans-atlantic?)

    November 20, 2009

  • I say, I say, I say. What's super + hero + pirouette?

    I don't know. What's super + hero + pirouette?

    boy wonder woman, of course!

    (One day the sweet tooth fairy will make it into panto!)

    Hah! Picture that!

    Maybe even illustrate it.

    November 20, 2009

  • Uncle Ian! That's brilliant!

    November 20, 2009

  • WORDnIkkErS!

    November 20, 2009

  • That was just spin.

    November 20, 2009

  • wordnikkers - this is a hold up?

    November 20, 2009

  • An stf of yours has been illustrated by frogapplause. Here.

    November 19, 2009

  • Thanks, 'applause.

    November 19, 2009

  • I seem to recall bilby hinting that I might conduct Identify the Wordie 2009. I think I maybe said nothing, or maybe even yes, but certainly not no.

    I emailed him on Monday proposing that I could do it.

    Did you get it, bilby?

    November 19, 2009

  • That would have been 'shelve it'.

    November 19, 2009

  • I'm sure the menu used to say 'share it'. Didn't it. How did you do that, bilby?

    November 19, 2009

  • Hah!

    November 19, 2009

  • Take this word and ...

    November 19, 2009

  • Hey! More activity. Yes! Over to Pronunciations. I want to know how to say 'Hi, nuxiy'.

    November 19, 2009

  • I do hope the king of the johngle didn't forget to unchain her back at (you know ..) *subsides to a whisper*

    November 19, 2009

  • Bit like 'Lovely to see you again. When are you going back?'

    November 19, 2009

  • Not very inviting is it?

    'Hi gangerh

    (logout)'

    November 19, 2009

  • Phew! Ta, 'gus, I thought we'd been disarmed! I should have stockpiled more than one!

    November 19, 2009

  • Not in any lists yet.

    Be the first!

    But I was the first!

    I distinctly remember adding this to {An Arsenal for Civil Defunse].

    Come back, _bear, we need to be defunded!

    November 19, 2009

  • From twitter on this page.

    'robotbatman: Trying to figure out music for lyrics my dad made for a contest to write a song to be played while the Olympic torch comes through town'

    Ha - watch this space:

    November 19, 2009

  • Haha! Super 'nunciation, 'nessie! You've inspired me to 'nunciate here as soon as I can get it to work. But it doesn't yet hear me.

    November 19, 2009

  • 'This user either doesn't exist or doesn't have a public profile'

    Oh no! No! We haven't lost the _bear, surely?

    That would be un_.....

    November 19, 2009

  • How do I detect who contributed this to the sweet tooth fairy list without starting at the top of the supposedly alpha sorted list and reading through 'til I reach it?

    Really, I just need to know who it was at this stage so that I can acknowledge them on frogapplause's wonderful illustration

    November 19, 2009

  • Nicely,'nach! One of those mischievous false teeth fairies!

    November 18, 2009

  • 'Would you prefer a piece of park or a walk in the cake?'

    'Mmm. That's not as easy it sounds.'

    November 18, 2009

  • Páirc an Chrócaigh. Dublin. Gaelic Athletic Association.

    November 18, 2009

  • (You can't do that, 'ness - jean hasn't answered to Peering yet!)

    November 18, 2009

  • Peering?

    November 18, 2009

  • Inspired!

    November 17, 2009

  • HaHa! Bear hugs all round - just found this comment:

    about 1 year ago chained_bear said:

    1. I am pissed that I went through my spreadsheet and made a second column called "2nd guesses." You can probably all imagine my chagrin when MORE OF MY ORIGINAL GUESSES WERE RIGHT than my second guesses. Gah!

    November 17, 2009

  • Ta, 'gus. Hope I don't mix up my gown and my guide again without you around!

    November 17, 2009

  • Hah!

    *colours up a little and goes quiet for a while*

    November 16, 2009

  • I am an egg living in a world where egg beating is allowed, even encouraged, and so I am whipped round and round, until I am dizzy with pain and longing for those shy days before I came out of my shell.

    Coral Rumble.

    November 16, 2009

  • Why, thanks, '3, for all your comments. I thought I'd opened up my profile, but I suspect I didn't click the save profile button.

    November 16, 2009

  • A sweet tooth fairy of yours has been illustrated here.

    November 16, 2009

  • Oh dear. You'll have to go to the comments on the word page. The link is active there but hasn't transferred correctly to Zeitgeist.

    November 16, 2009

  • The illustrated tv dinner gown.

    November 16, 2009

  • Testing.

    November 16, 2009

  • SCHIFF?

    November 15, 2009

  • 'sweet tooth pic fairies' OR 'sweet tooth fairy pics'?

    Which one works for you, or not? Oh dear. I need to sleep.

    November 15, 2009

  • Fellow wordwhatevers. We have progressed to a few pilot pages of the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairy. Not with any illustrations yet - just the look-and-feel. The inaugural entry - from a fellow wordwhatever among us - is ready to be published. However, I need to sleep. Who said 'sweet dreams'? I'd greatly value your input on the fairy story so far. The #1 istf is awesome! Can't wait to show you.

    November 15, 2009

  • In place of comments on lists being non-operational I've created this word. Copies of comments on the list 'sweet tooth fairy' following.

    November 15, 2009

  • 'sweet tooth pic fairies' OR 'sweet tooth fairy pics'?

    Which one works for you, or not? Oh dear. I need to sleep.

    November 15, 2009

  • Fellow wordwhatevers. We have progressed to a few pilot pages of the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairy. Not with any illustrations yet - just the look-and-feel. The inaugural entry - from a fellow wordwhatever among us - is ready to be published. However, I need to sleep. I'd value your input on the fairy story so far. Who said 'sweet dreams'? The #1 istf is awesome! Can't wait to show you.

    November 15, 2009

  • ranger's

    November 13, 2009

  • Re - Capability Brown -

    "I'd like to die before him so that I can see heaven before it is improved".

    November 12, 2009

  • People might believe what you tell them but they will never doubt what they assume.

    November 11, 2009

  • Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

    Albert Einstein

    November 10, 2009

  • Not to mention this kind of confusion: Would a riverbank be a watersideplace or a launderedmoneyplace?

    And as for bank shoe . . . . I bet that's not easily dealt with either.

    November 9, 2009

  • Then that makes it perfect.

    November 8, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    November 7, 2009

  • According to a psysiotherapist today, many people are suffering injuries while playing their Wiis.

    November 6, 2009

  • Mr Big tits?

    November 5, 2009

  • I can wait to see this one illustrated!

    November 5, 2009

  • You're welcome. I'd be delighted should you add it it to the sweet tooth fairy list.

    November 5, 2009

  • So nice! And was it ever so! Cute stf, 'tee.

    November 5, 2009

  • I'm confident you will be, Pro. It's unthinkable that, at the very least, a visitor will not pick up on one of your stf contributions and be inspired to illustrate it.

    November 5, 2009

  • Yes, 'gus, a good question. And it did not go unconsidered.

    For me 'sweet tooth fairy' on its own lives on Wordie. There will only be illustrations of stfs on t-i-s-t-w.c. There will be nowhere for simply listing the stfs themselves. I would hope to see the Wordie list grow and flourish separately.

    Among other reasons.

    November 5, 2009

  • We are in accord there, 'gus. I do see possibilities across many art forms. I hadn't actually thought of 'Just So Stories for Little Children', though. Sweet Tooth Fairy Tales, perhaps?

    I had intended 'illustrated' as in its widest sense as in '(something) to illustrate a point'.

    Sorry to disappoint as I was planning on deliberately being 'logoless'! I thought to keep it all very plain for maximum impact of contributions. I do have a font in mind that I believe will work but I have yet to try it.

    November 5, 2009

  • Thanks, 'via. I am, as we comment-swap, 'having at it'! Had to look that phrase up, though as 'twas unfamiliar to me.

    November 5, 2009

  • Thanks. 'arjo. Will do.

    November 5, 2009

  • Thanks, 'by. Hope you won't be disappointed, though, as I've already registered the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairy.com for the site.

    I did play around with different and supposedly clever wordplay, the-illustrated-sweet-tooth-fairi.es for instance. I preferred, however, that as the content is most important to therefore KISS it!

    November 5, 2009

  • Thank you, Nicolina.

    November 4, 2009

  • Xmas and NYE Bookings Being Taken.

    November 4, 2009

  • I want to create a website themed 'The Illustrated Sweet Tooth Fairy'. I've checked for any issues, vis-a-vis Wordie, with John, and there aren't any.

    He suggests that I inquire here, of you who have contributed to the list.

    I envisage simply inviting 'illustrated' stfs to be published on the website.

    I imagine illustrations can be in many art forms.

    My marketing mind whispers to me that there may be coin in the idea. If so, I envisage a proportion of any such coin available to all original contributors of both stfs and illustrations.

    I welcome all comments from my fellow Wordies, whether from the beginning or more recently, who have grown up with me with this rather off-the-wall figure of speech.

    November 4, 2009

  • What's this rhyming for, plethora?

    November 2, 2009

  • Never waste one.

    November 1, 2009

  • Andy Townsend: "What's the difference, Mike, between a 'parryism' and a 'paroxysm'?

    Mike Parry: "Well, Andy, that's easy. One is about laughter and the other's full of bull."

    (A Madeupical).

    October 31, 2009

  • HaHaHa! I like this!

    October 31, 2009

  • Ha! Knew you'd be the first to comment, 'by!

    October 31, 2009

  • An act or habit of using and misusing ideas (and words) ridiculously. As manifested in the wisdom and sagacity of the nation's favourite (and only) self-styled seeker of 'truth and justice' © Mike 'Porky' Parry. Allegedly.

    October 30, 2009

  • Make today the springtime of the rest of your life.

    October 30, 2009

  • Good one, Nicolina!

    October 30, 2009

  • Perfect!

    October 29, 2009

  • DREAMS...when i was a kid i tot d world would end in 1999 cos of a tv sci-fi series dat i loved. I used to wonder if i would have a girlfriend n end up marrying her

    . I wondered if id ever fly in a plane n go round d world in 80 days!!!! I tot id be a cowboy movie star somehow after watching the good the bad n the ugly...u noticed all the "I"s rite? Well am an adult now n with d benefit of hindsight, no dreams comes to stay except it has room for others n not just all about you. Oh n by the way...i dont only fly in planes but i work around planes n hope to fly round d world in 80days...space cowboys know better...Dreams...vague,twisted,sweet,bitter, deep as d ocean n as shallow as a bathtub. Any one else with DREAMS????

    Agbo Henry Agbo.

    October 29, 2009

  • PS.

    Mornington Crescent!

    October 29, 2009

  • HaHa, rolig. Very clever. Cryptic, too. Excellent play!

    October 29, 2009

  • Kolnikov didn’t really believe in God, not as He was depicted by organized religions. He believed that there was something bigger than man, bigger than life, but he didn’t know what.

    From ‘America’ by Stephen Coonts.

    October 28, 2009

  • I like the history of the future better than the history of the past. Thomas Jefferson

    October 26, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 25, 2009

  • Erika shoots a Bren Gun.

    October 25, 2009

  • All I have to say is banana money trees.

    October 25, 2009

  • Yes we have no World War II scarcities

    October 24, 2009

  • For the Roman soldier Hadrian's Wall was more than just a defence against the Caledonian tribes - it also represented the dividing line between the known world of order and civilisation, and the unknown world of chaos and barbarism.

    I didnt know what barbarism meant. It sounded like something to do with haircuts but that didnt sound right. The picture in the book showed the tribes with long messy hair and the Romans with short hair or helmets so maybe barbarism was to do with haircuts.

    From 'The Dead Fathers Club' by Matt Haig.

    October 24, 2009

  • Here we call it candy floss.

    October 23, 2009

  • “…….You won’t find the answers you’re looking for in the bottom of a glass, Killigrew.�?

    “I don’t drink to find the answers. I drink to forget the questions.�?

    From ‘Killigrew and The Incorrigibles’ by Jonathan Lunn.

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 23, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 22, 2009

  • Prolagus wants the role of 'Brackets'! It's an all-encompassing symbolic part, 'gus.

    October 22, 2009

  • Can I play the Sweet Tooth Fairy?

    October 22, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 21, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 21, 2009

  • Perhaps, dear 'by, the speller was competent at spelling but simply couldn't plan ahea

    October 21, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 21, 2009

  • please dont

    October 21, 2009

  • Hah! So 'tis, John!

    October 20, 2009

  • But, but... that would surely be a deep sea change.

    October 20, 2009

  • Come on let's tofurkey trot

    (Shoo-shoo gobble-gobble diddle-ip)

    (Shoo-shoo gobble-gobble diddle-ip)

    People may say you'er some kind of a nut

    But you swivel your knees and you start to strut

    But if you really want to get out of a rut

    Do some tofurkey trottin' and a

    (All your cares will be forgotten yeah)

    October 19, 2009

  • Brillby! Love it!

    October 19, 2009

  • Again I say: I fear that the beautiful random growth that is Wordie is about to join something organised with a goal.

    October 19, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 19, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 19, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 19, 2009

  • Apparently not, I hear, if you are Barbie.

    October 18, 2009

  • A galaxy of suns blazed on the windshields of the serried cars and SUVs, a lightquake that shocked my bloodshot eyes and forced me to squint.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 18, 2009

  • Thanks, frogapplause. I like it. Does it mean shouting?

    October 18, 2009

  • Some pleasant event in the future, which isn't likely to happen, 'lby. From Alice Through the Looking Glass . . . . 'The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam to-day'.

    October 17, 2009

  • New Addington, Croydon.

    October 17, 2009

  • HaHa! Thank goodness science has found a better way to draw blood!

    October 17, 2009

  • For me vertical lists are the superior way to list. I don't know the scientific understanding we have of it. It may have something to do with a tangible interruption between each item on a horizontal list?

    October 17, 2009

  • That stripper.

    October 17, 2009

  • Heard today. As 'Don't cross her or .....'.

    October 17, 2009

  • Fat ankles, I hear.

    October 17, 2009

  • For me, the way words are listed to the right hand side of the Zeitgeist page is a design disaster. It is an unnatural way to read a list and just deters me from wanting to scan it.

    October 17, 2009

  • Three words where the first and second form a known expression and the second and third form a known expression and all three together make a credible expression.

    Like sweet tooth and tooth fairy make sweet tooth fairy.

    A 'perfect sweet tooth fairy' would, of course, be one where all three words together also formed a known expression.

    October 17, 2009

  • It’s the fourth leg of the table that causes the wobble.

    Barrie Pepper.

    October 16, 2009

  • I just have to get a sign made. The back lane past our house is poorly maintained and is riddled with potholes. Yet it is used muchly by motorists as a 'rat-run' from an city inner ring road into the centre. I'll put one at each end of the lane. HaHa!

    October 16, 2009

  • .... past the town limits of Pico Mundi, on a tract of desert land.

    October 15, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 15, 2009

  • A spring in your step?

    October 15, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 15, 2009

  • He was just some Joseph looking for a manger.

    Leonard Cohen.

    October 15, 2009

  • I may be fungry but I don't fancy spam.

    October 14, 2009

  • And unless it's an exodus to the exotic. That is, an escape from one place to another. Using basic definitions. Indeed if an exodus isn't exotic it won't be an exodus.

    October 14, 2009

  • 'Just tell me what you want to tell me. I'm not going to judge you. My own eyes are fuller of beams than a mock-Tudor pub, so I can't even see your motes.'

    Charles Paris in The Dead Side Of The Mike by Simon Brett.

    October 14, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 13, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 13, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 13, 2009

  • Your the top banana, 'boros!

    October 13, 2009

  • Brilliant, 'cry. Inadquacy it is then!

    October 12, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

    Robert Browning.

    October 7, 2009

  • Perhaps see rfl

    October 7, 2009

  • My feelings about this are mixed. On the one hand I experience extreme pleasure at the immense beauty and artistry of the play. On the other I feel indignant humour at having my bum in the air to be able to read it! Hah! Brilliant, 'fy.

    October 7, 2009

  • All I ever get on the Wordie homepage Google ad these days is 'Debt Problems? Want to know if you can wipe out all the debt you can't afford?'.

    I'm guessing that Google analytics is now resorting to an anagram model. And 'Wordie' does appear a lot on the home page.

    October 7, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 7, 2009

  • Hey, everyone looks up to a microlight flying over, rolig!

    October 6, 2009

  • I don't think they're for 1am.

    October 6, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 6, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 6, 2009

  • Only the present exists.

    October 6, 2009

  • AhA! Fantastic idea, King of the Johngle. Here's my offer. LOGOF! You list one on mine and I'll list two on yours! List One Get One Free! Just contribute schadenfreudgeon to my list SCHADENFREUDGEON and I'll contribute two to yours.

    October 6, 2009

  • GH played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • Goodness gracious . . .

    October 5, 2009

  • I do like this, 'robo'. There's a better home for it on fbharjo's list 'sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding)', though.

    October 5, 2009

  • I do like this, 'robo'. There's a better home for it on fbharjo's list sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding) 

    October 5, 2009

  • It’s never too late to be what you might have been.

    George Eliot.

    October 5, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • :-)

    October 4, 2009

  • This wouldn't be a conspiracy emanating from your national summer game, would it, 'lby?

    October 4, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 4, 2009

  • Why the face?

    October 4, 2009

  • I used to live right next to it - I don't remember that it had a pub on each corner.

    October 3, 2009

  • Son, this is the United States of America. Some would say it's unconstitutional to try to prevent psychopaths from fulfilling their potential.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 3, 2009

  • Slosh an occasional layer of old yogurt over them to encourage moss.

    October 3, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 3, 2009

  • Happiness is not a goal, it is a by-product.

    Anna Eleanor Roosevelt.

    October 3, 2009

  • Marry Onette? One for, one against.

    October 3, 2009

  • An order of hash, and an order of black beans with sausages.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 3, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 2, 2009

  • People don’t change when they see the light, they change when they feel the heat.

    Dr Jim Reeve.

    October 2, 2009

  • Spotted this under Wordiest Wordies just now.

    VoyeurVoyeur (111/111)

    Cute.

    And welcome to the wonder that is Wordie.

    October 2, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    October 1, 2009

  • Here's the problem. Most people are thinking about what they don't want, and they are wondering why it shows up over and over again.

    John Assaraf.

    The Secret.

    October 1, 2009

  • 'Every banknote I get these days seems to be a collector's item. As soon as I get one a debt collector calls round!'

    HaHa!

    October 1, 2009

  • Big-browed physicists tell us that two objects cannot under any circumstances occupy the same place at the same time. . . . .

    . . . . a lot of fundamental physics is the solemn statement of the absurdly obvious. Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    October 1, 2009

  • Hah - gangerh actually says 'It's a ewe-boat'. Hah!

    October 1, 2009

  • I played with your name. 

    September 30, 2009

  • In order to get whatever it is you want, all you have to do is to stop performing the actions that don't bring about your desired result and start performing the actions that do.

    September 30, 2009

  • His mother, Daphne, 'nach. He did name one of his sons Herzogovina.

    September 30, 2009

  • Two English muffins with cream cheese and lox.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 30, 2009

  • ......when prospectors with more dreams than common sense were drawn to the area by silver and rumors of silver. They discovered rich veins of the latter.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 30, 2009

  • Two orders of French fries made extra crisp.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 30, 2009

  • When I asked old Ronnie how he could possibly be so sure that Jasper (a Muscovy duck) was 29 years old, he said "Ee, lad, I've had 'im since 'e were egg".

    September 30, 2009

  • Perhaps ask whichbe if you can put it here, Milo'.

    September 30, 2009

  • Life is a contact sport.

    September 30, 2009

  • I played with your name.

    September 29, 2009

  • Two hamburgers with onions, cheese, and bacon.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 29, 2009

  • Just got home from filming my first screen kiss. HaHa!

    September 29, 2009

  • I don't believe in using long words when diminutive ones will do.

    September 28, 2009

  • See one porky sitting, hash browns, cardiac shingles.

    September 28, 2009

  • A 'Porky sitting' is fried ham. A pig sits on its abdomen, which is the source of bacon, so 'one Porky lying' would have called for a rasher with the eggs.

    'Cardiac shingles' is an order of toast with extra butter.

    Hash browns are merely hash browns.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 28, 2009

  • ..... I stretched an order of eggs, which means that I added a third egg to our usual serving of two. Then I wrecked 'em: scrambled them.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    September 28, 2009

  • Hah! Yes, John, I'm going to use smtoe as often as I can. Please add it.

    As for mass-tagging, I'm completely tagilliterate. But I'd be happy to attempt it should someone txt me through it.

    Is there such a thing as smtoejam? (Sets my teeth on edge just as much)?

    September 28, 2009

  • Far too far?

    September 28, 2009

  • I played with your name.

    September 27, 2009

  • Buy one get a pair.

    September 26, 2009

  • 'twas always singular here - 'one for his nob'.

    September 24, 2009

  • Words are loaded pistols.

    Jean-Paul Sartre

    September 23, 2009

  • Behind the slumpstone wall lay a backyard, a swimming pool. Dappled with morning light and tree shadows, the water glimmered in shades of blue from sapphire to turquoise, as might a trove of jewels left by long-dead pirates who had sailed a sea since vanished.

    From 'Odd Thomas' by Dean Koontz.

    Wow!

    September 23, 2009

  • Sales Copy that doesn't SELL should carry a Government health warning!

    Joe Robson, Copywriter

    September 22, 2009

  • Odd! After seeing your listing of this here, h'heir, Ive discovered that it's missing from my List 9. I found that it's actually missing from my Beatles lyrics book, which I understood had ALL of their lyrics.

    September 22, 2009

  • That has to be the most intriguing comment I have read here on the internet.

    September 22, 2009

  • Oh ain't she nice .....

    September 22, 2009

  • E ke onaona noho i ka lipo ......

    September 22, 2009

  • Oh, tiptoe from the garden ....

    September 22, 2009

  • 'Beware of being in the hands of someone else’s ego.'

    (Ganger H)

    September 22, 2009

  • Taxi radio speak for 'copper with a radar gun' or 'copcar hiding in wait'. Always followed by a location to alert other cabbies.

    September 22, 2009

  • Your Royal Brightness.

    "As we gaze on your kingly brightness"

    September 21, 2009

  • yes, me have no bananas

    September 19, 2009

  • HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...............

    September 18, 2009

  • Wow, ptero! I'm delighted and humbled at your adoption. I don't believe there was a Little Miss Different in the Little Miss series, but it sounds as if there ought to have been. Anyway if there wasn't, for me, it reflects the delightful edge that this list employs.

    September 18, 2009

  • gangrelh

    'A child of gangerh's who is just starting to walk.'

    September 18, 2009

  • Oops! Buttered toast and landing conversations come to mind, 'by.

    September 18, 2009

  • Beautiful.

    September 18, 2009

  • Dick Wunderlin? That explains everything! :-)

    September 18, 2009

  • Wonderful! (But are you sure you're not making some of these up, h'heir?)

    September 18, 2009

  • (Relevant) comment from chained-bear some months ago on yes we have no bananas -

    'Keep it up, gangerh. I'm going to love this page! :) Just think: A one-page, go-to reference for "Yes, We Have No Bananas" in almost any language! That's what Wordie is FOR!'

    September 17, 2009

  • Bad list idea, Silas! ;-}

    September 17, 2009

  • stf, h'heir!

    September 17, 2009

  • Maybe see turkey tangle fogfruit.

    September 17, 2009

  • A delightful list, h'heir.

    September 17, 2009

  • Dentata? A toothsome downy maiden fern, is it? (She?)

    September 17, 2009

  • I love this name. I'd also love there to be a turkey tangle frogfruit.

    September 17, 2009

  • stf, 'by!

    September 15, 2009

  • Little Miss Different?

    September 15, 2009

  • It would be an unexpected stroke of luck to find that 103 other Wordies listed this word for the first time today before a certain other word was listed again.

    September 15, 2009

  • '....The other buildings were cited for asbestos and no one wanted the expense of bringing the buildings up to code.....'

    From 'The Unseen' by Lee Driver.

    September 15, 2009

  • Heard in Yorkshire and around meaning 'The fellow who appears regularly on the television'.

    September 15, 2009

  • Taken On Trust

    (Terry Waite)

    September 15, 2009

  • Take Action

    (Stephen Joynes)

    September 15, 2009

  • Swimming With Piranha Makes You Hungry

    (Colin Turner)

    September 15, 2009

  • Swimming

    (Amateur Swimming Association)

    September 15, 2009

  • Success

    It's As Simple As

    ABC

    (David Hannon)

    September 15, 2009

  • Success In Your Pocket

    (David Hannon)

    September 15, 2009

  • Style Directions For Women

    (Carol Spenser)

    September 15, 2009

  • This'll be the She that said to Tom 'Here we are on the verge of extinction and all you can think about is sex'.

    September 15, 2009

  • Spample!

    September 15, 2009

  • Style Directions For Men

    (Carol Spenser)

    September 14, 2009

  • do it!

    (James R. Sherman, PhD)

    September 14, 2009

  • Stay In The Game

    (Van Crouch)

    September 14, 2009

  • plinkie!

    September 14, 2009

  • Received today in 4 spam emails. Help! Can't work out whether I was luckier yesterday or more fortunate today. Certainly today was different.

    Tally thus far then - 0/1/4.

    September 14, 2009

  • Around here we abbreviate this to 'warm fuzzy', as in 'it gave me a warm fuzzy'. Maybe to avoid the full phrase, as it's too much of a cliché?

    September 13, 2009

  • I like this one, 'gus. At first I wondered where I'd got it from as I'd forgotten I'd made it an open list. Ta for the contribution. I'm eager to use it. Perhaps as a bit of sledging at our cricket match today.

    September 13, 2009

  • And, hey, 'plausible, you have to think defrogsr, then you'll figure it.

    September 13, 2009

  • Don't frighten the penguin, ptero'. Remember, to him you're a serious bird threat.

    September 13, 2009

  • Hah! A singular event, uncle o.

    September 13, 2009

  • HAD I the heavens' embroidered cloths,

    Enwrought with the golden and silver light,

    The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

    Of night and light and half-light,

    I would spread the cloths under your feet

    But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

    I have spread my dreams beneath your feet;

    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    William Butler Yeats

    September 13, 2009

  • Aha! To wit, indeed! To woo, as well! It seems some fellow Wordies know of you already, 'luette, and hold you in good stead. I knew nought of you 'til now, am apprehensive, but your stock is rising. Be gentle with me. My days are in awe of the wonder that is Wordie.

    'Tread softly because you tread on my dreams' - W. B. Yeats.

    September 13, 2009

  • Received today in a spam email.

    September 13, 2009

  • Wow! You have an algorithm that segregates the uncool ones, 'luette? Wow!

    September 13, 2009

  • IMHonestO, Chuck.

    September 13, 2009

  • Chuck Norris could humble a holy opinion.

    September 13, 2009

  • I was applauding the frog. *stands and claps again*.

    September 13, 2009

  • HaHa! Bravo! More! More! *stands and claps*

    September 12, 2009

  • I do hope 'We've been assimilated' turns out to be the wrong words.

    September 12, 2009

  • Hey, 'esheir, I think this should be on fbharjo's clever list 'sweet tooth fairy (with braces and scaffolding)'. Though there are five stfs in there that would look good on the stf list.

    September 11, 2009

  • I fear that the beautiful random growth that is Wordie is about to join something organised with a goal.

    September 11, 2009

  • HaHa! Brilliant, 'cry.

    September 10, 2009

  • 'mein ichPod', surely?

    September 10, 2009

  • ...please.

    September 10, 2009

  • "Yeth. And I'm only thixteen."

    September 10, 2009

  • When urgent, has tendency to overegg.

    September 10, 2009

  • I guess with the basic version you just get the high opinion?

    September 10, 2009

  • Never simile at one.

    September 9, 2009

  • I'll probably be a dropout before I become a wordnik.

    September 9, 2009

  • Counter-clockwise it may be where you are, Asativum, but 'twould be clockunwise here.

    September 9, 2009

  • "Never waste an erection". A fundamental tenet of my ex-brother-in-law's philosophy.

    September 9, 2009

  • Not my screen name.

    Not my screen name.

    Not my screen name.

    September 9, 2009

  • Such is traffic planning here in Wakefield, UK, that the appearance of one of these would be unsurprising.

    September 8, 2009

  • Hah! Very good, '111. And, of course, the playpen is mightier than the swordplay.

    September 8, 2009

  • Rescue me!

    September 8, 2009

  • Especially beware of the funship models.

    September 8, 2009

  • Oh! I always thought it was words from uneducated speech meaning 'It's me. I'm back'.

    September 8, 2009

  • I thought as much. Mymmos does have more than one leg.

    September 7, 2009

  • Why do we need governments when we've enough low energy in light bulbs?

    September 7, 2009

  • The enemy are tickled to death with this.

    September 7, 2009

  • Mornington Crescent! Hah! Nice one, 'ishedone!

    September 7, 2009

  • It's happened, 'cry! frigga brought home the bacon.

    September 5, 2009

  • What shape is European bacon ordained to be these days? (Maybe see governments).

    September 5, 2009

  • Answer: 1. Then 27 governments do what they're told. (450 million EU consumers, incandescent with rage, are now banned from buying 100w incandescent light bulbs ).

    September 5, 2009

  • Anyway, it's England and Wales, now. Apparently. Otherwise it should be 'mrs'! Ha! Work that one out! Ha!

    September 5, 2009

  • We was robbed! That was definitely above waist height and should have been a no-ball! Hit him with your white stick, umpire! And did you see how wide that other one was? Anyway the only England Miss out on dramatic win that I saw was a couple of weeks ago when it really mattered! Now she was really something! So put that in your urn and smoke it! Oh, you can't, can you? Because it's not your urn! Ha!

    September 5, 2009

  • This is brilliant, chained_one. You just must close it to all but bilby. I'm feeling very possessive about this list and nervous about it's spoliation by others!

    September 5, 2009

  • Q. Is this why I am no longer permitted to buy 100w incandescent light bulbs here in the USSK?

    A. None. But how many revolutions does it take to screw up?

    September 5, 2009

  • Hope this helps. Ha!

    September 5, 2009

  • What would it mean to you should our Wordie unique words count reach 250,000 on International Bacon Day?

    September 5, 2009

  • A perfect one, 'esheir!

    September 5, 2009

  • aka uselessnessie

    September 4, 2009

  • Hey! International bacon! Where do I get some?

    September 4, 2009

  • A specialist in menagerie a trois.

    September 4, 2009

  • Not sure how I arrived at this one!

    September 4, 2009

  • "Drinkin' buttermilk all the week,

    ........................."

    September 4, 2009

  • Also, of course, a bilbywordie of quality.

    September 4, 2009

  • As promised, moved. To a list called The Wordie Banana Song. (I'd make this a link if I knew how.)

    September 3, 2009

  • Sorry. Felt they were wrong but they just all came out and I didn't know where else to put them. I'll move them tomorrow.

    September 2, 2009

  • 539 to go

    September 2, 2009

  • Mightier than the sword, someone wrote.

    September 2, 2009

  • I'm listing this 'cause it's a number. I'd love to know why 12 other Wordies are. . . uselessness?

    September 1, 2009

  • Oh Rudy! Of course! HaHa! Thanks seanahan.

    September 1, 2009

  • Great name. Welcome to the wonder that is Wordie.

    September 1, 2009

  • Name of shop specialising in menswear hire. (Should that be men'swear?)

    August 31, 2009

  • Was it a Christmas present?

    August 31, 2009

  • Aircon to Zircon

    August 31, 2009

  • ??

    August 28, 2009

  • I don't think I'd believe it.

    August 28, 2009

  • frindley's right. 10! is exactly the number of seconds in 6 weeks! It's a fact. Orial.

    August 28, 2009

  • Are you sure, 'vi?

    August 28, 2009

  • Ah! Thanks 'shedOne and 'by. I remember now. I obviously blocked '1 wordie lists' in error when I copied the phrase to paste sometime.

    August 27, 2009

  • sacre indefatigueableu!

    August 27, 2009

  • Anywordie recall what this was about?

    August 27, 2009

  • Convinced yet, 'by?

    August 27, 2009

  • This may raise more questions than I thought it may answer. Or question more answers. Or raise more answers. Or less. Than I thought. Or not.

    August 27, 2009

  • Apparently, afore I wrote this, 1 wordie lists 0000 with 0 comments. Spooky 0 again? Or Four Nothings and a Fol-de-Rol?

    August 27, 2009

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